Ok, so I haven't posted in a while....
but this will be a GOOD POST!
It will!
Yes!
IT WILL!
IT WILL!
ahem.
Today's post is inspired by:
the Moldy Bread Yankee Candle, the candle YOU should be using!
And yes, I know that that reference is from a few weeks ago.
DEAL WITH IT.
Please do not look in your local retailer for this scent, it doesn't exist.
Let the smells COMMENCE!
and BTW, I've given up on numbers. I don't like them.
And the whole thing is centered now.
It's prettier that way.
If you can't go to the Bahamas, Yankee Candle has captured the breeze.
And put it into a candle.
*sniff sniff
Mmm. Bahama-y.
Apparently, they've also put an entire DAY into a candle.
Not just any day though.
A BEAUTIFUL ONE.
Do you like bunnies?
And cake?
And bunny cakes?
This is the candle for you:
It says "with pure, natural extracts."
Mr. Cuddles!
NOOOOOOOO!
Moving on, we have a lovely scent:
CAMOUFLAGE.
What does that even smell like?!
Apparently, Yankee Candle knows:
If we just swap the label with a handmade "Moldy Bread" label,
nobody would know the difference.
NOBODY.
And finally:
MMM, BACON!
