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6 Awesome Halloween Costumes

1. Yip Yips

The Yip Yips from Sesame Street always come in twos, so this is a costume to wear with another person!

2. Double Rainbow Guy

This costume is based off of the "Double Rainbow" meme.

WHAT DOES IT MEAN?

3. Jack Skellington

This costume is for the talented: You have to walk on stilts!

But it's amazing anyway.

4. Weeping Angel

Oh hey it's a Weeping Angel! Weeping Angels can't move if someone is looking at them, so

I'll bet it was hard for this person to move around. Oh and for all you non-whovians (WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE), this is a Doctor Who bad guy.

5. Firefox Logo

I don't use Firefox, but this person OBVIOUSLY does.

It's a cool costume!

6. What Does The Fox Say

Well this one is cool. Too bad that video is SO OLD. I guess the costumes are old too.

Happy (WAY TOO EARLY) Halloween!

5 Strange Yankee Candle Smells

Ok, so I haven't posted in a while.... 

but this will be a GOOD POST!

It will!

Yes!

IT WILL!

IT WILL!

ahem.

Today's post is inspired by:

the Moldy Bread Yankee Candle, the candle YOU should be using!

And yes, I know that that reference is from a few weeks ago. 

DEAL WITH IT.

Please do not look in your local retailer for this scent, it doesn't exist.

Let the smells COMMENCE!

and BTW, I've given up on numbers. I don't like them.

And the whole thing is centered now. 

It's prettier that way.

If you can't go to the Bahamas, Yankee Candle has captured the breeze.

And put it into a candle.

*sniff sniff

Mmm. Bahama-y.

Apparently, they've also put an entire DAY into a candle.

Not just any day though.

A BEAUTIFUL ONE.

Do you like bunnies?

And cake?

And bunny cakes?

This is the candle for you:

It says "with pure, natural extracts."

Mr. Cuddles!

NOOOOOOOO!

Moving on, we have a lovely scent:

CAMOUFLAGE.

What does that even smell like?!

Apparently, Yankee Candle knows:

If we just swap the label with a handmade "Moldy Bread" label, 

nobody would know the difference.

NOBODY.

And finally:

MMM, BACON!

5 Strange Road Signs

1.  Sand

Really? I hadn't noticed. And who would be driving out here anyway?

2. Water on road during rain

Thank you for stating the obvious.

I cared soooooo much.

3. Use toilets!

Toiletten benutzen is German for 'use toilets'.  Don't believe me?

Go put it in Google Translate.

4. CAUTION ANIMAL

Who are they telling to take caution, US or the ANIMAL?

They drawing's funny though.

5. Contradictory Stop

"RICK! STOP! YOU COULD HAVE GOTTEN US IN A WRECK!"

"ok...."

"RICK!"

"yes?"

"WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! THE SIGN SAYS NO STOPPING!"

"um..."

10 Weird Ice Cream Flavors

1.  Tomato

Tomato Ice Cream, I'm told, tastes pretty good!  This flavor of ice cream was actually the first flavor to be made, so it OBVIOUSLY has historical importance.

2. Avacado

Avocado: Tasty in a Taco. Mind Blowing in Ice Cream.

It's mind-blowing all right. But not in a good way.

3. Pizza

PIZZA! Why do you have to relentlessly combine with other foods to create calamity?!

But if you like pizza (which you should) you should try a scoop.

4. Late Night Snack (Ben & Jerry's)

Jimmy Fallon (the guy on the Late Night Show, I think...) has made ICE CREAM!

Let me list the description:

Vanilla Bean Ice Cream with a 

Salty Caramel Swirl & Fudge 

Covered Potato Chip Clusters.

Mmmm... Fudge Covered Potato Chip Clusters...

5. Octopus

Thanks Japan for creating what I call the most disturbing Ice Cream ever.

4. Cow Tounge

So the Japanese got tired of octopus ice cream, and decided to move on.

3. Horseflesh

Japan. Seriously. STOP.

2. Hot Sauce

No, it's not like the whole point of ice cream is to be cold or anything....

1. Bacon and Eggs

I have NO idea who Ron Swanson is, but I do know that this flavor is scaring me.

5 of the Worst Pizza Toppings Ever

5. Walnuts

Mmm... Baby brains.... so yummy...

This pizza is really a zombie snack food.  Because the walnuts... They look like brains.

Yeah.

*Backs away slowly*

4. Sauerkraut

German 1: "Hey guys! Let us put some kraut on some pizza! It worked well with the other junky american food they call hot dogs!"

German 2: "MMMM.... My mouth... it waters...."

Later, the Germans present the new dish to the Americans

American: "OH GOSH NO."

German 2: " What? You do not like my krautzza?"

3. Orange Cheese

When you think of pizza, you think of the white mozzarella on it.

Pizza: "I look good in yellow, right?"

Human: "You keep thinking that you should wear new colors! I told you! WHITE LOOKS GOOD ON YOU!"

Pizza: "It'll probably be a hit with the pizza community!" 

*facepalm*

2. French Fries 

NO WORDS CAN DESCRIBE.

1. SPAM

How wonderful. SPAM... why do people eat this? And more importantly, why on pizza?

STARE AT IT.

BEHOLD!

THE MIGHTY CRUST! THE JUICY SPAM! 

There. Don't you want some SPAM? 

I thought so.

And that brings us to the end of the first post on the Blog of Lists! 

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