Blog of Lists: 5 of the Worst Pizza Toppings Ever

Mmm... Baby brains.... so yummy...

This pizza is really a zombie snack food. Because the walnuts... They look like brains.

Yeah.

*Backs away slowly*

German 1: "Hey guys! Let us put some kraut on some pizza! It worked well with the other junky american food they call hot dogs!"

German 2: "MMMM.... My mouth... it waters...."

Later, the Germans present the new dish to the Americans

American: "OH GOSH NO."

German 2: " What? You do not like my krautzza?"

When you think of pizza, you think of the white mozzarella on it.

Pizza: "I look good in yellow, right?"

Human: "You keep thinking that you should wear new colors! I told you! WHITE LOOKS GOOD ON YOU!"

Pizza: "It'll probably be a hit with the pizza community!"

*facepalm*

NO WORDS CAN DESCRIBE.

How wonderful. SPAM... why do people eat this? And more importantly, why on pizza?

STARE AT IT.

BEHOLD!

THE MIGHTY CRUST! THE JUICY SPAM!

There. Don't you want some SPAM?

I thought so.

And that brings us to the end of the first post on the Blog of Lists!

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