10 Weird Ice Cream Flavors

1.  Tomato

Tomato Ice Cream, I'm told, tastes pretty good!  This flavor of ice cream was actually the first flavor to be made, so it OBVIOUSLY has historical importance.

2. Avacado

Avocado: Tasty in a Taco. Mind Blowing in Ice Cream.

It's mind-blowing all right. But not in a good way.

3. Pizza

PIZZA! Why do you have to relentlessly combine with other foods to create calamity?!

But if you like pizza (which you should) you should try a scoop.

4. Late Night Snack (Ben & Jerry's)

Jimmy Fallon (the guy on the Late Night Show, I think...) has made ICE CREAM!

Let me list the description:

Vanilla Bean Ice Cream with a 

Salty Caramel Swirl & Fudge 

Covered Potato Chip Clusters.

Mmmm... Fudge Covered Potato Chip Clusters...

5. Octopus

Thanks Japan for creating what I call the most disturbing Ice Cream ever.

4. Cow Tounge

So the Japanese got tired of octopus ice cream, and decided to move on.

3. Horseflesh

Japan. Seriously. STOP.

2. Hot Sauce

No, it's not like the whole point of ice cream is to be cold or anything....

1. Bacon and Eggs

I have NO idea who Ron Swanson is, but I do know that this flavor is scaring me.

5 of the Worst Pizza Toppings Ever

5. Walnuts

Mmm... Baby brains.... so yummy...

This pizza is really a zombie snack food.  Because the walnuts... They look like brains.

Yeah.

*Backs away slowly*

4. Sauerkraut

German 1: "Hey guys! Let us put some kraut on some pizza! It worked well with the other junky american food they call hot dogs!"

German 2: "MMMM.... My mouth... it waters...."

Later, the Germans present the new dish to the Americans

American: "OH GOSH NO."

German 2: " What? You do not like my krautzza?"

3. Orange Cheese

When you think of pizza, you think of the white mozzarella on it.

Pizza: "I look good in yellow, right?"

Human: "You keep thinking that you should wear new colors! I told you! WHITE LOOKS GOOD ON YOU!"

Pizza: "It'll probably be a hit with the pizza community!" 

*facepalm*

2. French Fries 

NO WORDS CAN DESCRIBE.

1. SPAM

How wonderful. SPAM... why do people eat this? And more importantly, why on pizza?

STARE AT IT.

BEHOLD!

THE MIGHTY CRUST! THE JUICY SPAM! 

There. Don't you want some SPAM? 

I thought so.

And that brings us to the end of the first post on the Blog of Lists! 

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